Beete dinon ek sajjan se mile. Asli Hindustani. Subah uthake chahen kulla na karein, aankhen na dhulen, Bollywood ki baat kiye bina voh 10 na bajne dete the.
Kuch din humaare saath aakar hi ruke. Bollywood ke alaava unke humaare khaandaan mein bhi achche relations the, so hum mana na kar sake.
Aur phir shuru hui Bollywood ki leni-deni.
"Bhaisaab, humein toh is Film Industry se nafrat hai nafrat. Khoon khaul uthata hai ragon mein jab dekhta hun iski aisi haalat ho gayi hai. Ek Murari gaaon se shehar aa gaya, aur 7 naslon ko de gaya job security. Hero jab budhdha ho jaaye toh hero ke baap ka role mil jaata hai, aur uska jawaan ho chala beta hero ban jaata hai. Bhayank nepotism hai bhaisaab, bhayanak."
Baat par humne gaur kiya. Phir in sahab par. Pichchale 150 saalon se inka khaandaan Lucknow mein kachauri ka business kar raha hai. Baap-dada thele par becha karte the, ab pucci dukaan ho gayi hai. Kachauri bechane vaale ka beta kachauri beche toh usse family business kehte hain. Puraani filmon ke hero ka beta hero ban jaaye, toh nepotism.
Ek din hum ghar pahunche toh, sahab gamchcha sir par baandhe TV dekh rahe the. Hum samajh gaye aaj sahab Director's hat pehne hain.
"Ab yeh bhi koi film hui? Pehle 10 minute mein samajh aa gaya ladki ka khoon kisane kiya hai?"
"Par pehle 10 minute mein toh khoon hua hi nahin tha."
"Aur bataiye. Ab kaun dekhega aisi film. Khoon hue bina kaatil ka pata chal jaata hai."
Ek din Omkara picture dekh rahe the. Aadhe ghante mein gaaliyaan dete hue bahar nikal gaye.
"Yeh kis kism ke bhadde dialogues hain? Ma chud gayi yaar. Patni ke saath film dekhane aaye the, sharam se paani paani ho gaye hain."
Sahab kaafi patnivrata insaan hain. Biwi ke saamne gaali tab tak nahin nikalati hai jab tak chai mein cheeni, khichdi mein namak, aur bistar par maza kam nahin hota. Lekin voh toh aakhir pati hain. Unka gaali dena vaazib maloom padta hai. Unki upasthithi mein koi aur biwi ke saamne gaali de, yeh toh naagvaar guzrega hi.
Phir bhi maante hain ki filmein samaaj ka darpan hain. Yeh kaisa darpan hai? Kinaaron se toota darpan? Jismein utna hi dikhega jitna dekhne ki ichcha ho. Film ka ticket khareedate waqt hum voh darpan khareed lete hain. Phir usmein humaara utna hi pratibimb dikhna chahiye jitna hum chahen. Agar usmein humaare sushil samaaj ki koi bhi nangi sachchai saamne aa jaaye, toh humaari gaand phat jaati hai.
Realistic cinema isse hi toh kehte hain.
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